Bernard Harper (played by Grahame Notman), left, listens in on the shenanigans of Roger Dixon (Tim Wells) and his wife Betty (Katie Wells) during a scene from Wife Begins at Forty, Periscope Playhouse’s latest production at St. Paul’s United Church in Port Burwell. The romantic comedy debuts on Thursday, Aug. 7 at 8 p.m. with performances at the same time on Aug. 8, 9, 15, 16, 22 and 23. A 2 p.m. matinee is scheduled for Sunday, Aug. 17. Tickets cost $17 each and are available at Scoops, the Port Burwell Lighthouse, Marine Museum, The Sweet Spot and the Lunchbox. Tickets are also available at the door.