Cerna’s cat chagrin

Just two weeks after demanding that cats should be municipally licensed just like dogs, Malahide Councillor Rick Cerna declared his abject surrender at a township meeting Thursday, Dec. 17.

“I didn’t realize the cat tags would be so big an issue in Malahide,” he admitted. “The result has been a cat-astrophe, so to speak.”

When it came to felines, he’d learned his lesson, Cr. Cerna promised, then added, “To hell with cats.”